A Love Letter to South African Chips
(by Barbara Treick)
Let me tell you about a spiritual experience I had in the Johannesburg airport.
No, not enlightenment.
Not a vision.
Not a message from the ancestors.
I discovered Lay’s Sweet & Smoky American BBQ chips — except the South African version, which is apparently made by angels, grill masters, and possibly a very gifted cow.
I’m not exaggerating when I say these chips changed my life.
Here’s the truth:
American BBQ chips are aggressive.
They attack your tongue like they’re trying to settle a personal score.
One handful and your taste buds file a complaint.
But South African BBQ chips?
Oh, my friends.
They are glorious.
They taste like actual beef from an actual grill — smoky, mellow, flavorful without the “blowtorch to the tongue” energy we somehow decided was patriotic in the US.
Eating them felt like someone handed me a tiny bag of braai-flavored joy.
Every chip was like,
“Hello, we would like to offer you a pleasant flavor experience.”
Not:
“PREPARE TO BE ASSAULTED BY VINEGAR, SUGAR, AND REGRET.”
I devoured an entire bag before boarding and was dangerously close to turning around and buying a suitcase full.
Honestly?
I should have.
These chips were a gift.
A revelation.
A crunchy, smoky reminder that sometimes the smallest travel discoveries become the most unforgettable ones.
A much-needed diversion during a seven-hour layover.
So here it is — my official statement:
American BBQ chips are chaos.
South African BBQ chips are poetry.
And I stand by that.